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Marvin was sick and dying in the hospital. The pastor sat beside him, comforting him, and Marvin, who could no longer speak due to his illness, motioned for a pen and paper. The pastor gave them to him, and Marvin feebly took them and wrote a note. Then, he was gone. The pastor, with tears in his eyes, gently took the note and put it in his pocket, saying to himself: "I shouldn't read it now, it wouldn't be right."
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At Marvin's funeral, The Pastor remembered the note. "Ahem," He said. "Marvin wrote this note just before he died. I think I shall read it now, so we can all hear what he had to say`."
The note said:
"Hey, you're standing on my breathing tube."
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That's funny, but also sort of awful.
reminds me of a joke
the mother superior is dying in the hospital and all the nuns are trying to make her last moments as nice as possible
1 of the nuns gives her a glass of milk but she refuses it
so the nun goes to the kitchen, and remembering some whisky that she braught, she poured some in to the milk
she returned to the mother superior and offered her the mug
soon she had drunk it all
the nuns asked her, give us 1 more peace of advice before you die?
mother superior raised herself up, and in a weak voice said, don't kill that cow
o wow